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Have you heard the moon has sold out

Last piece in stock went with FedEx express

to the collection of some Swiss cheese tycoon

shovel included

I didn't realise, I don't read the news

Snapchat filters are very good at celestial objects

The papers seem busy discussing intellectual property rights:

Ludwig turning in his grave Andy haunting Bethel Park

Once I read a book in which a deadly red disease spread across the entire earth

and people found refugee inside the moon until the plague was gone

That's not really gonna happen

It's New Moon from now on forever